Finding the Fetish By Chris Bridges gOw! Stop! Ifm not a submissive!h gYou sure?h gYes!h gAre you a dom?h gIfm thinking about hitting you right now, but I donft think itfs sexual.h gDammit. Wefve tried everything! Are you sure this isnft doing anything for you?h gOw! Ifm telling you I donft have a fetish! Knock it off!h gYou have to! You donft like girls, you donft like guys- gI like girls! You know I like girls. Is this because I never asked you out?h gYou never date anybody, you just hang around with them. You donft like guys, you donft like sheep ... You donft like sheep, do you?h gNo!h gThen itfs gotta be a fetish.h gWhy is this important to you?h gItfs fun. Now, wefve tried leather, Saran Wrap, rubber, chocolate pudding, role-playing, panties, shoes, porn, diapers, and discipline. Whatfs left? Ooh, water sports!h gWhy couldnft I just have a low sex drive?h She crouched over my face to pee on me. gBecause itfs not natural,h she said. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------